Roman Holiday

Hello-uh!

Howya dooya doo-uh?

Ok, seriously, Italians really talk like that! I always thought it was exaggeration, but IN. OH.

No.

I mean...

No-uh!

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's amoreeee..."

Dean sang it, but lemme just tweak it a bit...

"When the plane hits the ground and you see all around...that's a Romaaaa...."

"When the sun hits your nose and you just gotta pose...that's a Divaaaa..."

"When the carbs stuff your mouth and they settle all down south...that's trouble-aaa...."

Oh but worth. every. bite.

In Jesus' name.

Amen-uh!